Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad

 

Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing Because Woman’s Crotch Smelled So Bad

What started out as a regular flight quickly became the flight from hell as a plane heading for Washington D.C. was forced to make an emergency landing in Charlotte NC. The reason why? Noxious fumes were coming from one of the passenger’s private area.

#1

Angry passenger Jamal who was on a flight to Washington D.C. when his flight was forced to land early had this to say:

“I thought something had crawled up in that bitch and died. It smelled like straight up weave and diarrhea shit mixed with skunk juice.”

#2

United Airlines Flight 193 to D.C. had to make an emergency landing after people started getting sick from the strong odors being emitted by passenger Larissa Jones’ vagina.

#3

Several passengers began to complain about the smell. Finally, after several passengers blacked out, a flight attendant notified the captain, and he decided to make an emergency landing in Charlotte, North Carolina. Hazmat crews were called to the scene where the plane was immediately cleaned and sanitized.

#4

“I can’t believe she would have to nerve to go out in public smelling like that. Let alone in a confined space. I should quit my job and sue the airline for pain and suffering. They knew she stank that bad before she got on the plane. I will have nightmares about that smell for the rest of my life.” — Suzie Smith, Flight Attendant on Flight 193.

#5

After the plane landed Larissa was taken to a local hospital to make sure she was still alive because she smelled like a dead corpse.